JJ

Meet JJ, our resident satirist, Flyers diehard, and a man who knows toxic relationships all too well. He’s had his fair share of them, but none have been as enduring (or as painful) as his on-again, off-again saga with the Philadelphia Flyers. From preseason hope to playoff heartbreak, JJ’s been there through it all, sticking around like a true glutton for punishment. This turbulent relationship has survived it all: wild winning streaks, brutal slumps, questionable trades, and endless playoff heartbreaks. For far too long, JJ’s been caught in a cycle of preseason optimism and end-of-season disappointment that only a true Philly fan could handle. With a closet full of orange and black, an encyclopedic knowledge of Flyers history, and a sarcastic edge sharpened by years of shattered hopes, JJ brings fans the highs, lows, and gut punches of every game. Known for calling it as he sees it (whether fans want to hear it or not), JJ might be the only guy who loves this team enough to roast it on the regular. Stick around as he covers each crushing defeat and unexpected win with the wisdom of a battle-scarred veteran and the stubborn loyalty of a true Philadelphian. Because if there's one thing JJ knows, it’s that in the end, he’ll always come crawling back to the Flyers—whether he wants to or not.