We Should Definitely, 100% Re-Trust the Process… Vegas Wouldn’t Lie to Us!!?

November 26, 2024
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Again, I know, can you please go back to your corner JJ until it’s time to talk about the hockey (and then I get overly emotional and it ends up coming out like the diarrhea of a Rams Corner seeing a full-speed Saquon coming down the tracks…) But no, it is yet again time to discuss my favorite team in the City of Brotherly Love’s Favorite tenant, the Sixers. 

Let’s not mince words, they are NOT GOOD. It’s relatively easy to snag a spot in the over-expanded NBA Playoffs, seriously, what’s the point? A Play-In round loss to one of the mediocre teams hovering in 7th to 10th place in the East? (Who even is that? The Magic? Hawks? IDK…)

You might not be able to win a title in October and November, but you certainly can lose one, and the Sixers are cooked. They are the proud owners of the second worst record in the entire league; their superstar, all-world, franchise center might finally be having the permanent issues to his knees that we’ve all been dreading; and the key off-season addition has not looked like it was worth the money (Hey I’ve seen this movie before!!). So what should we do? Easy, Re-light that Hinkie candle that’s been collecting dust in your closet and re-engage the process. Think I’m crazy, let’s let the numbers make my case for me

The image above is from a well-known sportsbook that I’m guessing you have on your phone if you’re reading this. These are the current odds to win the NBA Finals, and would you look at that, the Celtics are a ridiculous-for-November +240 to repeat. But let’s take this rudimentary math lesson a step further:

So, let’s take a moment to revisit these visual aids, folks. The Celtics are not only favored to win this year’s title but also next year’s, with odds surpassed by only one team (OKC) to win a single championship. What does that mean for the Sixers? It’s time to trust the process. After this dismal start, there’s no realistic scenario where rushing PG and Joel back will result in beating Boston. Instead, the focus should shift to the draft. With a deep class at the top and the Sixers only keeping their pick if it lands in the top six, the strategy is clear.

Again, in summation:

  • Sixers start bad
  • Celtics very, very good
  • Injured veterans who are growing out of their prime
  • Dynamic young players that can still develop while tanking
  • Top-6 protected pick that would turn into another young piece for the growth of the team in a post-Joel world
  • Celtics favored to win 2 before anyone not named OKC would win 1
  • In Hinkie I still trust, Just Lose Baby!!!
  • If they ever stop paying rent to the hockey team’s owners, that new building could use another blue chip or two

Trust The Process

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    Meet JJ, our resident satirist, Flyers diehard, and a man who knows toxic relationships all too well. He’s had his fair share of them, but none have been as enduring (or as painful) as his on-again, off-again saga with the Philadelphia Flyers. From preseason hope to playoff heartbreak, JJ’s been there through it all, sticking around like a true glutton for punishment. This turbulent relationship has survived it all: wild winning streaks, brutal slumps, questionable trades, and endless playoff heartbreaks. For far too long, JJ’s been caught in a cycle of preseason optimism and end-of-season disappointment that only a true Philly fan could handle. With a closet full of orange and black, an encyclopedic knowledge of Flyers history, and a sarcastic edge sharpened by years of shattered hopes, JJ brings fans the highs, lows, and gut punches of every game. Known for calling it as he sees it (whether fans want to hear it or not), JJ might be the only guy who loves this team enough to roast it on the regular. Stick around as he covers each crushing defeat and unexpected win with the wisdom of a battle-scarred veteran and the stubborn loyalty of a true Philadelphian. Because if there's one thing JJ knows, it’s that in the end, he’ll always come crawling back to the Flyers—whether he wants to or not.

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