Seriously, the Cowboys have the Opportunity to the Funniest Thing Ever…
This will not be a factual-based piece like Kev pens or a thinkpiece that has the level of analysis of someone that works for a much more esteemed outlet like Tyles narrates, nope, fuck that. I hate the Cowboys almost as much as I hate the Shittsburgh Shitbirds, but they could seriously do what the entire internet has been clamoring for in the last few hours, sign Daniel Jones after he clears waivers and start him on Thanksgiving against his former team.
Daniel Jones Should Have the Last Laugh
C’mon, it’s too perfect not to happen. Sign him to a deal where you can cut him after the game without penalty, I doubt he would want to go from one inept front office to the Original Home of an inept front office. But still, he could play one game, on America’s holiday, with the eyes of the nation all but forced to view an otherwise terrible 4 pm game, and beat the team that took his best years from him, let his generational running back walk down I-95 to a rival organization with an assassin of a GM, and NEVER protected him with an even competent offensive line. A shitty matchup turns into must-see TV! Then you can release him back to the wild, for him to find the best situation possible for him to have an opportunity to “prove it” and show what has been restricted and diminished by one of the two poverty franchises operating out of New Jersey’s swamps.
I wonder where he’ll opt to go…(Seriously though, Kenny Pickett, pack your shit, all your shit, I don’t care if you think Jones is bad, he IS unequivocally better than Kenny Pickett and would be a better option down the stretch as Hurts’ backup.)
In a season where the Cowboys are all but done, do you think they should opt to do the funniest thing ever? Let us know in the comments below or on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, or TikTok.
