The Natty Tonight Brings the Slog to a Finish

April 7, 2025
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Hello from Montreal. It’s wonderful here, great people, great food, free healthcare, and an education system that isn’t falling behind the rest of the first world. In short, it’s quite nice here and poutine is an elite food. Anyways, you know what hasn’t been elite? Me here in the gambling condo over the last few rounds. We’ve slogged along to a slightly sub .500 record these last few rounds, and we are sitting at 17-12 with only the natty left. Our futures are toast except if you held Houston. If you did, good on you and you deserve to hedge if you feel the need, as this is a coin flip game.

I am stashing two of the units we’re “up” to cover the juice from the 12 bad plays, so at worst we escape March madness with a break-even situation. So we are laying the three units that are profitable on one play. And I have flip-flopped on a side versus a total play all morning. I even texted Tyles and Kev that since I am unable to post or publish on the website to toss up a pick for me, but I have flipped and flopped in the 30 minutes since… This game is a coin flip. Florida is currently a single-point favorite, and the total is an impossible-to-read 141.5. This is a tough one and the condo is in danger of getting foreclosed on, but this is where legends are made, or goats are scaped as the case may be. The game tonight hinges on Walter Clayton. As he goes, so do the Gators. A good game by him means Florida wins, a miss game (or worse), and Houston cuts down the nets. So what’s the play??? JJ, what’s the play?

Houston +1 2 units

Under 141.5 for 1 unit

Have a natty.


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